Andrew Clover

Storyman

Disgusting school lunches

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I love to hear about terrible school dinners.  How are yours?  Do you have pasta that’s globby?  Does your custard have a skin?  Do you have dried pizzas, with bits of cheese that are hard as an old lady’s toenails?

Today the contest is for the person who can describe their horrid dinner, in the most vivid terms.  Disgust and offend us!  There will be extra marks for alliteration, and onomatopoeia, and the use of the word “squodgey”. 

Tell me about it in the comments below or directly to me, especially if you want to send a picture.

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